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It is 1953 and, onboard a speeding steam train heading south, a little boy, aged 5, and little girl, aged 7, watch an English countryside race past the window while, opposite, the formidable monochrome figure of a Catholic nun sternly pins the children to their seats with her gaze.

Abandoned by their mother, these children had spent years in a Scottish children’s home but now, partly due to an accident, (or some questionable act of  serendipity), they were heading to England to be reunited with her.

This fact is not, and would never represent, some fairy tale, happy ending for the children but it would create the circumstances that would lead to my own conception and birth.

It is difficult, perhaps impossible, to decipher the true psychological character of their mother, Kathleen McCartney, at the time these events were unfolding but I do know that the prior act of depositing her children in a Catholic orphanage several years earlier, would not have played heavily upon the woman’s conscience.

She was planning to marry an RAF airman she had met at a dance and, yes, one day he would become my father but, before then, she had a problem because, in order to gain approval for the marriage from the RAF man’s own mother, she would be forced to reclaim the orphans back into her life.

And that is what happened … and that was why this story opens with a train speeding south from Scotland.

Three years later, Kathleen McCartney, not a maternal woman, would give birth to a baby boy.

His name would be Christopher.

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1956 15th December 1956. Five Crossways Hospital. Yeovil. Somerset. 16:55 …

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About the Author

27 years ago, at the age of 43, I unwittingly imploded my 20 year love story of a marriage by allowing an extra-ordinary run of local, national and international business success in innovation and design entirely derail my private life.

Meaning, in doing what society expects of us, by striving and succeeding in being brave, risk averse and entrepreneurial, I allowed the pursuit of business ambitions to destroy everything I ever held dear.

Unable to process that reality, I turned to a brand new technology: the World Wide Web where I found solace and meaning speaking openly to others.

Initially, as user “On The Beach”, (OTB) that persona acted as a foil and online way for Chris to discuss and face difficult truths his real-world self could not and would not face or acknowledge.

Later though several years before the advent of Facebook, followers, fans or subscribers, under the pseudo name of Beach, I would gain thousands of loyal individual online friends who came to appreciate and look forward to reading my idiosyncratic, often deep and meaningful posts on an array of giant global forums and online watering holes across the world.

I was writing about and debating artificial intelligence and the need to one day develop morals and rights for non living digital life forms as far back as 2002 and also included topics such as “Martian Colony Planning” in the days when Nasa’s JPL lab was Earth’s only hope for putting the first human on the red planet.

Anyway, Beach became the voice I used whenever I was interacting online, a role he has now hosted on my behalf for more than twenty-five years.

As a result, particularly within these pages, Beach Thorncombe’s voice is often louder than Chris’s ever would be.

That said, Beach is not some split personality of mine. Rather he is simply my alter ego, (Like Bowie’s “Ziggy Stardust” or Eric Arthur Blair’s “George Orwell” except, unlike either of those Stardust / Orwell fictional nom de plumes, Beach is the raw authentic, fiercely intellectual side of the Chris you may already know or knew.

Enjoy!

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